May 27, 2012

Milk cows, herd pigs and lock up the farmer’s daughter. Farm Frenzy is here and unfortunately it looks like it’s here to stay. When you play this game you get to start a farm and cultivate a life for yourself. I guess since in the real world you’re such a pimply faced loser you have to live out your dreams in Old McDonald’s farm. But I digress dear user, how does one spell B.I.N.G.O.? Go forth and spout fresh milk.

Ahhh, even more pharm madness. In this alternative universe, a young farm gal named Ginger takes over the land and fights the big corporations from taking over and turning her lovely manure ridden farm into a row of strip malls. Not such a bad David vs. Goliath plot but your protagonist happens to be a hot chick. Wonder what happens when Ginger grabs you by your greasy hair and pulls you into the tool shed? Play now to find out.

Hmmm. I really have no comment about this game. This is just about as stupid as it gets. Take an already stupid “reality” TV show about antiques and make a game out of it. Play at your own risk but don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

 

For the sake of those around you, take a shower, put down the can of liquid sugar, touch your toes and walk amongst the people.  If you want to see female people you can try here.

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